A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
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The Jack Barakat and Taco Bell Chronicles.
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shots fired in all directions
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Always!
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yerpp
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Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
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Row row row your boat, gently ‘round the pit
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look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
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